new jersey turtle-foot

a new jersey turtle foot is the act of, lathering ones foot in vasoline, and having an obese male/female insert the lubricated foot into their anus and keeps pushing it in and out.

dude1: DUDE i got a new bottle of vasoline today!
dude2: we HAVE to get jerry to new jersey turtle-foot with us!

by xRECREANTx June 8, 2011

Turtle

Similar to a dutch oven in the sense that you cut a disgusting fart and cover your girl's head under the blanket. She then sticks out her arms and legs kicking but her head is under the blanket and she looks like a turtle.

My girl loves the idea of me giving her a nasty turtle

by daking June 5, 2005

confident turtle

When one sticks their neck out so far as to avoid double chins and exude the confidence of a turtle that comes out of its shell.

She used the confident turtle to replace duck face in photos.

by ccxxii September 13, 2015

turtle pussy

Not really descriptive of any particular vagina, but what you could tell a girl if she's a bitch and you want to send her to the brink of insanity/insecurity.

girl: "I'm breaking up with you bc you're a loser."
you: " Whatever at least I don't have a turtle pussy."

by n-d-j-s April 4, 2009

Turtle Fuck

Cut off his/her arms and legs turn him/her over and throw him/her on their bed and fuck them.....like a turtle

i totally turtle fucked her

by master-debater66665 July 16, 2009

Turtle Neck

When the male member retreats from the outside of the body to the inside, much like a turtle does with its neck and head.

my nude modeling opp took a turn for the worst when i looked down to find i was turtle necking.

I was a proud man when i ripped off my swim trunks at the party but after laughs emerged i had to exclaim "pool water makes me turtle neck"!

by middlemansamiam June 30, 2011

Turtleing

To turn a backpack inside out to trick someone. Causing them to think you cut there shoulder straps off

I was turtleing backpacks all 2nd period

by Dick 33 October 19, 2008