Never felt a womens touch

Stactic

Didon has never felt a womens touch expect his mom and his sisters

by Purple food March 20, 2021

How to touch grass

1. Go outside
2. Once you go outside go to the green thing
3. Once you are at the green thing bend over
4. Once you bended over open your hands and touch the green thing
5. Congratulations you have touched grass

Person 1: Go outside and touch grass
Gamer: How to touch grass
Person 2: omg

by jaytoolivee June 7, 2023

touch donw!!!

only really silly poeple say it. e.g. mark on australian idol!!! GAY!!!

"that was a..TOUCH DOWN!!!"

by little lily November 11, 2003

no touch top

A woman, who does not like her big natural breasts touched or played with.

Jessica is one of those no touch top girls. Every time we have sex she keeps her bra on.

by DaggerFort May 16, 2020

The Touch

An amazing short film, made in an amazingly short amount of time with an amazingly low budget. Tells the story of Lucas, and his day running from a mysterious stranger known only as "The Touch". Made using pirated music so illegal to exhibet publicly, but several copies of the dvd are in circulation(mostly in the Toronto area). Honestly, if you get ahold of a copy, you are indeed a lucky one.

'oh my god, i just watched 'The Touch', and almost pissed myslef. I wish i knew those handsome men staring in it' - some chick.

by SlackerApathy September 13, 2005

Russian Touchdown

The action of pouring Vadka into someone's butthole, setting it on fire, and proceeding to have sex with it.

I just gave my friend the best Russian Touchdown.

by Taint Lover December 22, 2015

Angels Touch

When he touches your thigh and you suddenly realize you are sitting in a puddle.

He used his “Angels Touch” to take me home.

by OofandIoop June 16, 2019