When your doing dry anal, you pull out, and the person’s anus flips inside out... like when you take your sock off!
by Bo Mamba 69 July 18, 2020
by Ladmanz April 03, 2011
When a man uses a sock for masturbation then hides it and forgets about it, Only for his girl to find it months later.
by RuthlessDre91 April 13, 2021
Having socks on means anything zesty, sus, homo, or gay is immediately not zesty, sus, homo, or gay. Synonymous to saying “pause” or “no homo”
“You I could eat the fattest glizzy right now” “Dude that’s zesty” “Nah bro I have socks on” “Oh okay gangy” - Having socks on
by SylviaZz September 26, 2022
by Jonabomb January 28, 2008
When you utilise your sock to soak up urine from around a toilet bowl, usually at the public john or at the house of someone whom you seek to impress. Upon gazing at the floor, you realize that you, or another, has urinated everywhere except in the toilet. You have either used all the paper, or are about to, so the decision is made to use your sock to absorb the stray urine, thereby protecting your downed trousers from the same fate, and/or sparing you the burden of being suspected of errant micturition. Either way, your foot spends the day's balance swathed in festering piss. Oh well, at least you won't get tinea.
"Man I was at Christina Applegate's the other night and I pissed all over her floor!"
"Noooo! What did you do?"
"Bro I used the Sock Mop..... Say, do you smell ammonia?"
"Noooo! What did you do?"
"Bro I used the Sock Mop..... Say, do you smell ammonia?"
by Coelacanthus August 22, 2014
Also known as "The Love Sock". The old sock that you use to ejaculate into when masturbating and thrown under the bed.
by Arse face July 30, 2017