A difficult and disturbing sexual act performed on the night of a first date. This is a variation of the Original Dirty Meyers, with the addition of your side hustle being Santa clause. This maneuver requires several conditions to be present in order to pull it off legitimately. First condition, you must not know this girl for more than 24 hours. Second, she must have given birth to at least one child... the more children, the more dirty the myers. Thirdly, you must be willing to bypass the puss and dive straight into an intense asshole munching session. If you so much as know where this girl has been, know that she has no kids or even dabble in the puss while performing oral... you have failed in dirty myering her. It takes a rare breed to drive right into an asshole you know nothing about on the first date, and especially with your mouth wide open. Get it son!!!
by Bendy D January 12, 2023
Get the Dirty Santa Meyersmug. Where you go to plant crops, spilt rails, and swap tails ‘round the fire ‘xcept when you lie around all day, then your friends are more like family and they’d begging you to stay
Person A: why do you talk about Santa Fe so much?
Person B: So I can hop a palomino and ride in style!
Person B: So I can hop a palomino and ride in style!
by thaliathebi January 28, 2024
Get the Santa Femug. This fatass pedophile who has been looking at all ya life even when u is naked and in the shower 'don't be naughty' what does he mean hmmm? Ho ho ho
by Thiccerthanasniccer November 17, 2018
Get the Santamug. A girl with an amazing smile and is a very smart girl but sometimes she can not be very smart when it comes to a relationship. She is a very beautiful girl, some guys will be stunned by her beauty. She is also a person who gets attached to someone, but will love you unconditionally too. Santa is a very wonderful and loving and all those nice words, she is such an amazing person to meet no matter how she is hurt inside but she will always put you first and will always make you happy no matter what. She is a very funny person too, if you are ever sad she’ll come and make you laugh just for you to have a pretty smile on the face.
A guy: Yeah I was since I’m friends with Santa, for a while now, I’ve liked her more and more of how she is.
by Elijahcurry November 23, 2021
Get the Santamug. by jackbackattack November 2, 2017
Get the sloppy santamug. 
'Zat You, Santa Claus?
Sure is dark out, ain't the slightest spark out
'Pon my slackened jaw!
Who's there? Who is it stopping for a visit?
'Zat You, Santa Claus?
Sure is dark out, ain't the slightest spark out
'Pon my slackened jaw!
Who's there? Who is it stopping for a visit?
'Zat You, Santa Claus?
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
Get the 'Zat You, Santa Claus?mug.