The Admiral’s Buttons

A sexual act wherein a man ejaculates in several discrete blobs from just below a woman’s navel straight upwards to just above her breasts, resembling the buttons on the coat of an admiral’s uniform.

Guy A: Did I tell you about my Tindr hookup?

Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!

Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!

Alternatively…

Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.

Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!

by Refenestrated December 28, 2021

Sharpen up your buttons

To get better at something.

If someone messes up at work then a manager may say you need to sharpen up your buttons

by Stacy's mum May 14, 2022

IDGAF button

Acronym. Short for “I Don’t Give A Flip,” or depending on the situation it’s “I Don’t Give A Fuck” (some situation just call for the fuck). Denotes apathy and “fed-upedness.”

This has been a shitty week. My IDGAF button is stuck in the on button

by anonymous May 21, 2022

IDGAF Button

Acronym. Short for “I don’t give a flip” (depending on the situation, it’s “fuck.” An internal button that automatically switches on when you are fed up with something.

This week at work sucked. My IDGAF button has been stuck in the on position for three days now.

by anonymous May 21, 2022

Button-Nuttin

The act of laying a penis flat on the owners own body and aiming the tip towards his belly button, then proceeding to use either a massager or water jet head to massage the penis to orgasm, therein delivering a load into the belly button.

C-Bass had a fear of Belly Button play until he learned about Button-Nuttin, now after some practice he loves it :)

by Tommy2Straws June 4, 2022

Sew buttons on a peacoat

something to say when you dont know what to say

"So...," she said trying to fill the odd silence.
"Sew buttons on a peacoat," the old man replied.

by casper_thegirl January 31, 2022

Belly Button Shirt

Weird half shirts that are extremely pointless and the person who made them is a little Rat-Licker and identifies as Enby because he his such a big scammer the only reason why u should where them is because either you never got your umbilici cord cut off, you want to be cold all the time or you want to get a good tan inside your belly button.

She has a weird belly button shirt

by Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa February 8, 2022