Swamp Toad

To have a girl give you a blumpkin while you have warts on your dick.

Bob: "Hey did Candy give you head yet?"
Bill: "Yea, and I even had a wart on my dick."
Bob: "Damn, she gave you a swamp toad!"

by Beeeeeeen Doveerrrrrr February 15, 2012

swamp ass damage per second

Bwamp.

Did you see that damage? that was some swamp ass damage per second.

by Strken November 22, 2019

Swamp Stew

When two individuals rub each other's anuses together to make a concoction known as swamp stew. It's known to be slightly salty. It originated in Portugal.

Me and My Bae gonna go home and make some of that swamp stew

by Veracocha August 02, 2018

swamp whore

A woman who is so ate up she looks like she just came out of a swamp porn train and may have something that Jesus cant fix.

Sheila looks like a swamp whore, but she didnt care she got her crack rock and life was grand.

by Starcitychild September 13, 2017

Swamp Fart

When one farts and liquid poop comes our of your ass and down your legs

I swamp farted in Mrs.Sues class.

by War8ing June 01, 2022

Swamp Logging

the act of defecating on someone's anus and then having anal sex with them.

After a long night of drinking Hamm's, Gregor needed to defecate, but he was horny. He was destined to go swamp logging.

by ross_perot September 13, 2010

Swamp Swipe

Ones testicles must be manifested in sweat for some time, before wiping them upon the face of your spouse.

I had a hard day at work yesterday, when I got home the wife was asleep, so I gave her a swamp swipe!

by T91G March 31, 2022