fuch monster

a playful way to call someone annoying/goofy

Tom: Jake, why you flirting with my girl?

Tom's GF: It's ok Jake, he's just a fuch monster

by lwkimreallycool June 8, 2023

Slam the Monster

1. To drink a Monster energy drink much too quickly to be any good for your health

2. To perform a sexual act similar to but not necessarily limited to "spanking the monkey"

3. To masturbate so hard that your dick feels like you slammed it against a monster

"Damn that bitch is fine. I'd slam the monster with her any time."

by Smellins March 14, 2013

Monster Loaf

When someone takes a massive dump on the toilet. Usually looks like meatloaf.

Boy did I take a huge monster loaf

by Sportsguy1991 June 11, 2013

Cookie Monstering

The moment when your nipples are pointing in two different directions imitating Cookie Monster's googly eyes.

Am I cookie monstering in this bikini top?

by __Kris__ June 19, 2022

shitting monsters

when you take a shit and it is formed into a bunch of pieces that when looked at all together look like a monster.

oh man, today I was shitting monsters.

by armyman1982 April 6, 2010

Noodle Monster

Of or pertaining to eating abundant quantities of noodles or other food after prolonged binge drinking.

That girl was totally hott last night until I brought her back to my place and she noodle monstered all my food!

by gmansand October 29, 2010

putter monster

A badass guy who defies the laws of social interaction by not being able to properly laugh. Generally a pimp.

Man, Alistair really is a putter monster!

by Onion1246 March 19, 2011