A double ringer

A poop that goes around the toilet two times.

"Yo jon i just did a double ringer"

"Whoa no shit!"

by wiggywig November 19, 2011

Double Yellow

The act of allowing a chunky male park his car outside a girl's front door to will him to have sex with her.

"I wasn't sure about it at first, but once he actually double yellow-ed me, I creamed my jeans for days with afterthoughts"

by itsalltrue December 18, 2012

double blasphemy

Depending on the perspective: A wicked sin, a great way to have fun, or an innocent mistake. Further multiples can also apply.

Dorine: "Sweet fucking Jesus, you are so much better than my husband!" (double blasphemy)
Gerald: "Shut up the hell up Mom, we need to finish before Dad gets home." (triple blasphemy)

by Thompson Hardman January 13, 2009

Double Dream

when you dream you woke up but you're actually still asleep .

Whoa man I just had the craziest dream! O, wait I'm still in one! Whoa, Double dream!

by FreshZ September 3, 2009

Double potassium

A somewhat nerdy colloquialism for "okay." As potassium's atomic symbol is K, double potassium implies "KK" which is in itself a colloquial version of "okay."

Person 1: Hey, want to meet me at Starbucks around noon?
Person 2: Sure, that sounds good.
Person 1: Great! Oh, remember to bring your notes.
Person 2: Double potassium.

by Reginald Phalange September 19, 2013

Double spiff

Used in sales environments to give the associates extra incentives. Double spiffs are usually given out at the end of a month, quarter or year and sometimes special occasions.

Jason: Dude---I wrote 8 deals today!!!
Yamilin: Sweet---You got some serious double spiffs as today is the last day of March.
Jason: I hope none of them cancel.
Yamilin: Don't jinx it. They will stick.

by Jason ERP October 11, 2007

dick double

Using another persons dick or sex toy when having sex.

Having a dick double is about the same as having a stunt double.

(guy#1) dude i think i would totally screw that chick,she's hot!
(guy#2) yea right,but she's nasty man. seriously i wouldn't fuck her with your dick or let my dick double touch that!!

by Jaz D3 April 21, 2009