Austin is a prick that doesn't like anybody, he tends to fail math very easily and doesn't do very good at listening. He mugs homeless people and kisses married women, and dates the school whore. Overall a very good sexy person and very lovable. He's very fruity on the side but nobody knows about that.
by Austin_fucked_my_brother January 29, 2022
Get the Austinmug. A shithole “city” that is a capital of the shithole state of TexASS. This “city” is where you can find dumb rednecks in lifted trucks and soy eating leftists and whiny preppy bitches forming up like Voltron to piss you off if you are actually smarter than the average americuck. Also people here are a bunch of annoying socio-economic lane enforcer meaning if you are broke, they want you to stay broke. People in LOSStinare very pretentious, pompous, nasal and annoying. People here also can’t drive for shit. Fucking dipshits will be in the left lane going 55 in a fucking 70 in their ugly ass Tesla or Prius and because of that, all the fat, micro-penis hicks and spicks in lifted trucks go blasting down the right lane going 95 mph running merging traffic off the fucking road. And the worst drivers in TexASS all drive shitty Teslas, Toyotas, Fords and Chevys. Fuck LOSStin, TexASS!!!! That useless overgrown suckburb can get ravaged by 50 EF5 tornadoes like the one that hit Jarrell in 1997 and take out all the illegals, bean farters, white trash and house niggers.
Austin, TX is really called LOSStin, TexASS because trying to make any money in that shithole “city” results in a loss of sanity!
by Themidwestsucks June 13, 2024
Get the Austin, TXmug. by Deez_Snuts June 9, 2022
Get the Austinmug. by Chickitylickity February 12, 2019
Get the Austinmug. He's easy going, easy to talk to, funny, cute, incredibly fit, smart and wise beyond his years. He can make anyone laugh, knows how to treat a girl right. He genuinely cares about everyone. He'd make the most amazing boyfriend in the history of man-kind He's also incredibly brave and isn't afraid to fight for what he believes in or wants. He is tall and has the most beautiful blue eyes you've ever seen and light brown hair. The best guitar player and very good at baseball. Known to have a very big dick and good in bed.
by boombopbamcrack April 16, 2019
Get the Austinmug. austin is weird he stares at little kids he has a fetish of vans and most says he is a rapist but he is a giant predator to kids he picks them up from the park with candy and takes them to his basement and gets them goodddd
please no mr austin
by alssssssssssssmdmmdmdmdd November 21, 2019
Get the Austinmug. austin is trins favorite person :)
by trinlol October 19, 2021
Get the austinmug.