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Richard

What I named my 6473792nd biological cell. I love you, Richard!!!
Bob (cell 536829th): Whoa look at Richard hes so swag and cool!!!
Ferguson (cell 75774473rd): ikr!!! This bozo must be so lucky to have Richard as one of his cells
by ScarfedGoner November 20, 2022
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Richard

Run as soon as they say their name is Richard. His perfect eyes and perfect dick will knock you down over and thru the woods to grandmother's house. He has no remorse unless of course, remorse will get you to forget. He lives in his world and it's as if Richard was actually the word narcissist, only the first dictionary publishers name was Richard so he did the ole switcheroo. Nine times out of ten their mothers quit talking to them by the time they are 35. Ten times out of ten they will cheat on you. If you meet a Richard and don't turn and walk away, you are stupid.
If how to deal with a narcissist is in your suggested videos on You tube, your boyfriend's name is probably Richard.
by Ms. Baker May 15, 2021
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Richard

Big daddio love Claire not Karen
John Mc ginn and richard love Claire
by Dhehdhehehe November 22, 2021
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Richarding

The art of getting a vasectomy for no valid reason other than to talk about it to girls and excited about it.
'See him over there? He's been speaking to Jodie for half an hour whilst rubbing himself up against the Counter. Im sure he's in richarding mode.
by Duddypants June 23, 2023
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Richard

A little twerp that acts like that one annoying little brother. They talk about farts and The Simpsons (show) constantly. They act like a teachers' pet and go's out of his way to act like the teacher in class. Richard is that kind of person that re-uses really good roasts and turns them into crappy ones. For example, he'll make a stupid face when someone roasts him and than says "that's what you are! OhHhhHh" Nobody thinks he is attractive and he barely has friends because he acts like he is 4. His only friends are the 2 quiet kids in the corner
Kid 1: Hey dude who's that guy over there?
Kid 2: Idk but he looks like a "Richard"
Kid 1: Dude, you never wanna be called a Richard
by ThePurplePerson December 13, 2021
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Richard Morris

When somebody is referred to as a Richard Morris, it means that they rarely bathe, they often try to be seen as a nonchalant-loner type person, and they try to appeal to women and be seen as a chill guy, when in reality they are hella rapey.
“Ayo Brendan shut the fuck up you’re being a fucking Richard Morris.”
by Doodoo poopy boy December 31, 2024
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