Gump Test

To test the idiot-proof nature of a technical document by getting the stupidest person you work with to try and follow it.

"Can you get someone to gump test this doco before we make it available to everyone?"

by Jellyfish March 7, 2006

the black pregnancy test

The black pregnancy test: Put a piece of chicken inside the female's vagina and wait 30 seconds. If there is a bite, there is a little nigga inside.

Hey Tyrone, have you done the black pregnancy test yet?
Tyrone: No.

by Raging Nonce/Slag/Sket/T January 28, 2018

testosterunt

An athletic, fearless, effortlessly popular elementary school boy.

After practice, the testosterunts scattered to bikes and skateboards and cruised home.

by Jeff St Real June 21, 2007

Testostatities

The technical term for "man boobs".

Guy: Its almost impossible to work out with all these dudes Testostatities bouncing around.

by Steve G II March 22, 2008

Testosterfilm

A movie aimed at male audiences that often have conventional "Testosterfilm" elements, such as long pointless gun fights, Long pointless car chases, sexy female characters in tight PVC suits and ridiculous gory deaths.

Person A: You watching Underworld?
Person B: Yup
Person A: Thats such a testosterfilm. I can see the stubble growing on your face.
Person B: Shut up. Its the good bit with the car chase/gun battle/fit chick in PVC suit.

by Gothic Rosa February 1, 2009

Test this!

Women/females who kick a lot of ass (athletically speaking). This is in reference to Caster Semenya, a female sprinter who after breaking records, was questioned and tested as to her gender.

That girl just passed him biking up a hill! Girl yells back, "Test this!".

by s.sawyer August 27, 2009

testoster-pwn

1. When someone is more masculine than someone else, thus "pwning" them with their masculinity/testosterone.'

2. When someone is in contact with more males than someone else.

1. Boy 1: "My little sister can throw a football much farther than I can."
Boy 2: "Sounds like she just testoster-pwned you."

2. Girl 1: "Going to an all-girls school can be so boring. My friend in public school has so many more guy friends!"
Girl 2: "Well, you've just been testoster-pwned."

by jamazinggg September 29, 2009