Tabernacle

The housing behind the altar where the Eucharist is kept.

"Dude, put that Jesus bread in the tabernacle."
"Dude, that word so reminds me of 'tackle'."

by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

tabes

Excessive abdomen fat on which the owner rests items. Short for table.

Ant holds the nintendo controller on his tabes when he plays Mike Tyson's Punch Out.

by Mad Tabes March 30, 2009

tabouleh

Lebanese food:
The best salad in the world, made out of persley, cracked wheat, lime, oignons, tomatoes, lemon juice,a little mint, salt and sumac pepper.... I LOVE IT! try it with lebanese pita bread.... Amazing!

The tabouleh was so good I fell off my chair

by estephan May 31, 2006

table bling

When your table is so crowded with vertical menus, little easels, spiral bound displays, plastic-encased specials, elaborate comdiments containers, napkin dispensers, floral displays, cardboard food advertisements, and crayons that you have barely any room on the tabletop before the food is even served - that's when you're suffering from table bling.

You go into a restaurant. Not the really nice kind, maybe, but not the kind with the arches on the roof. Your average chain restaurant. And you're sitting there with your friends. There are a lot of you around the table, and even before the wait staff brings you anything, you're already crowded. Why? Because there are all these *things* on the table. Vertical menu things and easel-based drink things and spiral bound dessert things and plastic encased specials things and an elaborate container with condiments in it plus some kind of fake floral thing and another brightly colored cardboard thing sticking out of a vase or carafe or whatever the heck it is and it's all garnished with a side of crayons (you're all adults out on business lunch and there are no kids whatsoever in the place). Table bling is gaudy, not worth the expense, and obnoxious... kind of like regular bling.

by Bonney Armstrong January 9, 2009

tabernacking

v. The act of swearing profusely in the French language.

Matt was tabernacking all night long after after being blocked time after time by Serge, the Amazing Frenchman.

by Je Suce January 23, 2009

Table Whine

Incessant unnecessary complaints offered by your companions whilst you are dining out. Table whines usually occur more frequently after your friends and colleagues have partaken in table wine.

YOU: "I'm hungry, where is the food? What's up with this place???"
ME: "I'm sure we can ask for more bread to go with your table whine."
YOU: "I'm sorry, I'm just a little drunk off of the table wine."

by reallypedantic June 6, 2010

study table

the crappingest thing ever called you have to come in early in the morning at 7:00 and work on homework for 50 minutes 3 times just cause i'm getting a D in history and i'm on track.

going to study table is like having sex with a blender.

by poonani February 14, 2005