Chinese Swamp Water

The putrid pussy juice of a back water Chinese fishermans wife.

'Man I cant wait to boil my chicken in that Chinese swamp water'

by Cactus? April 28, 2024

swamp slug

1. A muck feeder

2. A devious, toothless, thieving, filthy, mooching, slut, who has been ran through by all the dirtiest people in the worst part of town. That will steal everything she can get away with even down to ur dirty underwear. After she smells them.

That girl jocelyn is such a swamp slug

by michael nitewood May 11, 2014

Swamp Hick

A hick lookin fellow that looks like he came from the southern swamps.

Man 1: Did you heard bout Clifford?

Man 2: naw what bout cliff what that boy do now?

Man 3: looked like a real swamp hick wrestlin that gator for bout 3 hours I’ll tell ya fo’ free!

by Awisko January 24, 2018

Swamp Lung

noun

1. An annual lung infection.

Ive got the Swamp Lung again!

by Otto Maddox666 August 18, 2020

Swamp Toad

To have a girl give you a blumpkin while you have warts on your dick.

Bob: "Hey did Candy give you head yet?"
Bill: "Yea, and I even had a wart on my dick."
Bob: "Damn, she gave you a swamp toad!"

by Beeeeeeen Doveerrrrrr April 8, 2012

Swamp Donkey

A very ugly, usually fat guy who hangs around in bars and clubs waiting to sexually assault females who are too drunk to defend themselves

derrick is a swamp donkey!

by hermanator1234 January 29, 2015

swamp lurker

A foul smelling yellow eyed creature from the back alleys of Detroit that comes out at night to gather your belongings while you sleep in order to fulfill his crack motivating mission.

Damn that swamp lurker bastard from the alley two streets down stole all my shit out of the garage last night.

by King Smidi August 26, 2017