trip daddy

An older man who helps a younger woman during her wanderlust years by paying for all or some of her travels and vacations with the hope of being able to sleep with her when she returns from her trip.

Emily: I don't know how Chelsey affords to travel all the time with her low salary.

Jake: She totally has a trip daddy who pays for it. He is always handing her money to travel because he thinks she will bang him after she gets back from her trip.

Emily: oh, does she bang him when she gets back?

Jake: Depends, but usually not cause she just had the time of her life banging other dudes on her trip.

by Chloe Arago December 31, 2017

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koon daddy

Kunal Patel

Look at Koon Daddy, he just bowled a 189. Fuck.

by thevector December 18, 2013

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Golden Daddy

When your dad, or any dad, accidentally or intentionally pees on you in the shower.

There’s so much pee coming out. Now that’s what I call a Golden Daddy.

Before hind-time or before we go out to kill a drifter, I am really going to require a Golden Daddy.

Did you hear? Raif got ‘golden-daddied’ last night and is absolutely ecstatic!

Before he was a Golden Daddy, daddy had an Odyssey. ‘Daddy’

by Lawyer Greg June 28, 2021

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snuggie daddy

Overbearing Sugar Daddy constantly smothering and panicking over betrayal.

Evet time Ashley’s eyes wonder we have to hear the sad Snuggie Daddy stories from Al!

Robbie is so worried about Renee cheating he smothers her like a Snuggie!

“I can’t stand you constantly breathing down my back like a Snuggie, you don’t own me weirdo!”

by Judgerichie December 08, 2018

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