A filthy flea infested yet somehow comforting little animal that a recently rejected deflected & never was respected boyfriend has to turn to for affection amidst thoughts of suicide after losing his girlfriend. Sometimes this animal will stroke the cock and balls in a soothing manner as to relive tension and stress, But beware that it may also (like a girlfriend) turn against you,lashing out with violent blows nibbling and chewing on the cock and balls. Normally if you treat this animal with respect & dignity,it will provide you with many nights of pleasure and possibly cook you breakfast in the morning consisting of twigs,berries and acorns.
Shit Todd,Yesterday my girlfriend dumped my gimp ass so I had to seek out other means of satisfying my lust for milking the weasel,so I talked to my dad and he recommended a squirrel friend! I went right down to the forrest and nabbed one up. I've never been happier!!!!!
by squirtdonkeys January 23, 2007
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by Dapizzimp February 26, 2007
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Something that a person calls when they dont want their friends to hit on them.
to call 'dibs' on a person that you are attracted to.
a fine girl or buy.
to call 'dibs' on a person that you are attracted to.
a fine girl or buy.
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Mike, where were you the other night?! You totally squirreled! You were supposed to meet us at the bar!
by TheJake67 January 14, 2009
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this kid I know Scott is the biggest squirrel. He took a hit bigger than any of us and didn't even throw in.
Hey man, I hope Scott isn't at your house- I was gonna bring some uberdanks over and smoke you out but he alwaya squirrels his way into the rotation.
Hey man, I hope Scott isn't at your house- I was gonna bring some uberdanks over and smoke you out but he alwaya squirrels his way into the rotation.
by MastaBlasta420 September 21, 2009
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