Specialist of the Strange

Someone who seems to be able to overcome any situation no matter how unusual, dangerous, or messed up the circumstances. Might be legitimately superhuman, if not entirely from another world all together.

Did you see that guy? I keep hearing weird stories about him. Must be the Specialist of the Strange.

by SpecialistoftheStrange August 29, 2021

A Struggling Stranger

Jerking off with your sore arm the day after getting your second COVID vaccination.

Man, I gave myself a struggling stranger last night. It was like I’d stopped at a roadhouse and picked up a 60 year old sex worker that was getting to the end of her shift.

by Jimbo Notjones September 27, 2021

We’re no strangers to love

you know it

we’re no strangers to love

by Apaoapaeowiskwiaow. March 20, 2022

We’re No Strangers To Love

You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

We’re no strangers to love

by whendeddedede April 17, 2022

Let’s Just Be Strangers

This phrase is a reference to the commonly used phrase “Let’s Just Be Friends”, which is primarily used by women towards men. This counter-framing of the dynamic rejects the “LJBF” frame, and instead asserts that you are not interested in a relationship that excludes romance/sex. It is most effective when it is stated, and immediately followed by total silence, sometimes called “ghosting.” If you do not immediately counter their reframing of your relationship and separate from all contact, you are most certainly guaranteed endless pain and agony as you continue to communicate with someone who is using you on their terms. Their motives are attention and validation, and they are exploiting your romantic feelings and desire for them, with no intention of ever reciprocating. Rather than doing the dignified thing and leaving you alone, they are stroking their ego and desperate need for attention at any cost.

“I’m sorry Michael, but I don’t like you like that. I think you’re a great guy and you’ll make someone happy someday. You’re a really good friend, you’re like, probably my BEST friend, so Let’s Just Be Friends.”

“Oh okay, I see what this is. I agree, we have no romantic future then, so Let’s Just Be Strangers.” *blocks, deletes number, never talks to her again*

by anonymous October 16, 2022

bang and sprang

Have sex then bolt as soon as you’re finished without any cuddle time

She wanted the “D”, but I didn’t have much time, so I stopped over and gave her the bang and sprang.

by Hanes Gumshire December 23, 2022

tame some strange

the act of going outside and patrolling for some “hot ass” usually in a group of one or more people.

while “taming strange” speaks for an individual, “taming some strange” is plural.

Mom: What are you boys up to today?

Me: I think we are gonna hit up town and tame some strange.

by Jackoff Nipples April 6, 2023