sausage fest

A entire dinner of just sausage, nothing else

Bob: Hey, what's for dinner?
Bill: We are having a sausage fest. Nothing but sausage.

by MrWalrusUB January 28, 2018

Sausage Wrap

When your pubes get a tiny bit too long and they start wrapping around your penis within your underwear. Effect is worsened/amplified when your member becomes erect, causing extreme discomfort to both your penis and pubes. Common effects include the said person awkwardly wincing and pulling on his crotch in public in a desperate effort to untangle his pubes.

Guy: *grunting loudly while pulling on crotch area*

Friend: "Dude what's happening to you?!

Guy: "Fuck, I just got Sausage Wrapped!" *continues to awkwardly pull on crotch area*

by daddyposeidon May 4, 2018

sausage superstar

A person who spends entirely too much time on a quest to get men to have sex with them.

Barry you are such a sausage superstar, is there a man you haven't had sex with?

by Venus Fatale May 6, 2018

Sausage worm

When a song gets stuck in your head

That song is a sausage worm it always gets stuck in my ear hole

by Ajs11111 May 27, 2018

sausage sword

free range meat dick

Charlotte loves the sausage sword!

by The Butchrord February 20, 2018

Sausage blanket

A warm place to be in a penis wrapped in or around your pussy

Sally has a sausage blanket and it feels so warm and delicious

by Sausage blanket May 15, 2018

sausagewater

The salty,thick,slimy liquid that remains after removing cocktail weniers from the can.

Jimbob! Can i drink your SAUSAGEWATER? I loves me sum SAUSAGEWATER!

by Sluttymouth June 6, 2018