Skeet Storm

Occurring after the ingestion of his "swimmers" via any act of direct contact. The "storm" occurs when the recipient sneezes, nasally projecting "skeet" onto the "swimmer" delivery man.

I blew my load in her moth but then she sneezed. She Skeet Stormed all over me.

by Siren Subduction June 19, 2019

Skeet

To get somewhere quickly; to run/skate to another place quickly

Can also mean to ejaculate, but literally no one uses it like that

Person 1: Hey, where is Bill?
Person 2: He is skeeting over now.
Bill: *skeets over*

by whatelsedoy0uw4ntfr0mm3 April 6, 2019

Phelps Skeet

Super swimming sperm that tend to impregnate any egg they swim across

What, Johnny knocked up a girl again? Damn, he must have Phelps skeet because that's 3 babies in 3 lays. That dude needs to wear a swimmers hat on his little Michael.

by Skeeter2312 May 17, 2011

Skeet fighter

A competitive gang bang

Dude are you up for some skeet fighter later

by 631mario Judah December 13, 2020

Skeet

A word to use to get out of a sticky situation.

Your weird bro, I gotta skeet.

by Sammmmyhammmmy March 8, 2019

Skeet Slider

Someone who narrowly rides the line between creepy and cute.

Person 1 - " Did you hear about so and so?"
Person 2 - "Yeah what they did was filthy , totally a Skeet Slider."
Person 1- "Most definitely a Skeet Slider."

by The Skeet Man November 30, 2022

clean skeet

When you nut in the toilet, trash can, or any other object or thing and don’t need to clean it up

This time is gonna be a clean skeet because I don’t have time to clean up

by Tooth Brain March 3, 2019