Pretendonitis
Pretendonitis by Jzman111015 April 1, 2018
Word of the Day on January 17, 2024
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See light
The upgraded version of "touch grass" used for those whom touching grass is too hard of a task. This essentially means that they are even more down bad than those who actually can go outside and touch grass, so instead they simply need to open the door and SEE natural light.
Me: "What did you done over the weekend?"
Friend: "Nothing much bro, I just played video games and watched Youtube videos all day."
Me: "Dang dude... you need to touch grass..."
Friend: "No, that's too hard for me. I rather just stay inside and play more. I'm almost at Platinum level."
Me: "Bro you need to SEE light. Just open your door at least."
Friend: "Nothing much bro, I just played video games and watched Youtube videos all day."
Me: "Dang dude... you need to touch grass..."
Friend: "No, that's too hard for me. I rather just stay inside and play more. I'm almost at Platinum level."
Me: "Bro you need to SEE light. Just open your door at least."
Text Neck
The cramp in your neck from too much texting and emailing on your mobile device.
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texting emailing smart phone cramp neck
Jeez,I've got a bad case of text neck. That last hour of back and forth with my friend, did me in.
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texting emailing smart phone cramp neck
Text Neck by grubrubber August 21, 2011
Word of the Day on January 13, 2024
Hotwifing
Comes from the Lifestyle term HOTWIFE. A woman who is a hotwife is a woman whose husband likes to share her sexually with other men or likes to watch her have sex with other men and the wife enjoys pleasing her husband this way. This is different from CUCKOLDING wherein the husband is not a SUB. HOTWIFING does not involve humiliation of any of the participants.