Simona

A person who doesn’t like you, but gives you mixed signals.

“Dude…she kissed me on the neck last night.”
“Classic Simona move. Be careful.”

by aksel26 August 7, 2023

Simon loader

Vodka lime and soda

Can I have a Simon loader

by CDC 137 August 25, 2023

Simon loaders

Vodka lime and soda

Please May I have a double Simon loaders with ice and a slice

by PBod August 25, 2023

simon cowell

booooo

"simon cowell? boooooo!"

by anonymous August 27, 2023

Simoned

Simoned is the act of bringing your child or your children on a first date or a late night meetup for casual sex.

A Simon is a guy who sees no problem with this.... "I don't care... if a chick's kid is watching us, it's no different than their pets". A true Simon gets down no matter when, where or what. Kids, pets, grandparents, neighbors, they all have no effect on a Simon when he has his laser sights are set on the poon!

Man...I was so Horney the other night...I Simoned this chick at the crack Ambassador Motel on 50. Her 3 yo kid was passed out on the bed next to us. After I finished (about 7 minutes later) I told her I was leaving and she got upset because she came all the way out there and brought her son too, she was like: "I thought we were gonna chill together for a bit".

Simon: "B#@!H This aint no stay-cation....I got what I needed... I'm out"

She got SIMONED 100!!

by Skin Hitter July 10, 2024

Simon lynch

Pub owner from Deeping

Used to be a chef

Simon Lynch serves beer

by anonymous July 26, 2024

Simdutz

Simdutz is a gay Femboy from Flensburg. He was part of the communist party in the Soviet union and commited multiple war crimes. Nowdays he's hiding his identiy for good as "Basil" from the videogame Omori. He's part of the SmashCake Fanclub and proved himself to be an eligible admin. Although his past was dark and brutal, Simdutz always has a smile on his face except when another user named "KleinHansi" stands in an hearable range of 950 kilometers (590 Miles).

Simdutz is a nordic beast!

by Fettarsch August 12, 2024