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Shower Shampoo

When some lazy bastard wants to clean his shower but is only reminded of the task every time he gets in to use it so he squirts shampoo all over the floor of the shower and kicks it around until the bubbles stop and he calls it clean. His logic being: Hey it works on hair right?
Guy 1: Dude! The shower looks great! Did you finally break down and clean it?
Guy 2: Nah, I just gave it the old "shower shampoo".
by JaysJob August 20, 2009
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showerbag

Used in negative terms.

Someone who lacks intelligence in certain areas. People have started calling others "showerbags" instead of the more common word douchebags.
My boyfriend just called me a showerbag for letting his antiquity out of the closet
by ptbi September 14, 2010
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showa bling

cool as fuck, dope, sexy, da shit, fuck me thats nice, fresh
das so dope, trick
yeh like $h0wa Bl!ng dope
showa bling? wats that?
sorry, YOU wouldnt know...
by thizzernoway September 16, 2010
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shower basketball

When you take a shit in your hand whilst taking a shower and throw it in the toilet
"Ted told me he plays shower basketball" "Eww, gross, we should stop associating with Ted"
by mastermorris September 28, 2013
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shower jellies

When you jack off in the shower and your nut turns to a little sticky jelly type substance.
what took so long in the shower babe? Fucking trying to rinse off all them shower jellies.
by K-fuss1 July 11, 2016
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recreational shower

1. showering with a group of people with clothes on at a party for fun

2.the perceived act by a succubus of a friend that the lesbian at the party is going to fuck her boyfriend and take a large shower with everyone nude...all due to a strategically placed bottle one night and some misplaced, psychotic rage
1. Lets take a recreational it's hot!

2. The succubus (C.S.) got livid and acted out when she thought a female was going to take a recreational that would end in sodomy and other perversions, as normal in the house.
by Bottle Spinner December 30, 2004
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sideline shower

When the shitty plumbing of your building causes the shower to only work at two temperatures: "boiling fucking hot" and "dick shriveling cold," causing you to have to stand to the side of the water stream and touch it really quickly just to clean yourself.
Fuck this seedy motel, the water is so god damn piss ass cold, I have to take a sideline shower unless I want my dick to shrivel up like a raisin.
by dudetagged September 25, 2009
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