Shmoseley

A stupid fuck named Carter.

Bro Carter is so shmoseley

by Smolinga November 20, 2025

Shmosing

When a retard named Carter decides it's about time that he locks in when hes actually gooning constantly. When Carter locks in by gooning

Yo this retard Carter wont stop shmosing

by Smolinga December 2, 2025

Shmooshka

The act of pooping on someone’s chest

The shmooshka the hooker gave me was warm and creamy. It set heavy on my chest.

by Johngoeshard December 14, 2025

Spoofy shoes

Those with ridiculously stupid shoes
Has been known to force people to drop out of Sixth Form.
Often seen in the coventry area.
Not to be confused with Sophie Robinson (See The Mighty Boosh)

Spoofy Shoes!!! Don't worry Hill, her name's Sophie (oh shi*)

by Spoof_e_shoes July 25, 2008

Slick Shoes

Thats cool or thats neat or thats awsome

"ah slick shoes man, thats sweet"
"slick shoes dude, thats never been done before"

by mop_hisotry April 11, 2009

Clown Shoes

Willing to do a suggested activity. Derived from "Down like a clown". It is understood that the shoes are the lowest point on a clown.

(Would you like to go get a 40?) Response: "I'm down like clown shoes"

by Cardiac Cat September 10, 2009

Swap Shoes

another term for the word sex.

hey, I got a free house. why don't you come round so we can swap shoes?

"has she been pounded yet?"
"they've definatly swapped shoes"

by moremoremore May 6, 2010