Dirty Santa Meyers

A difficult and disturbing sexual act performed on the night of a first date. This is a variation of the Original Dirty Meyers, with the addition of your side hustle being Santa clause. This maneuver requires several conditions to be present in order to pull it off legitimately. First condition, you must not know this girl for more than 24 hours. Second, she must have given birth to at least one child... the more children, the more dirty the myers. Thirdly, you must be willing to bypass the puss and dive straight into an intense asshole munching session. If you so much as know where this girl has been, know that she has no kids or even dabble in the puss while performing oral... you have failed in dirty myering her. It takes a rare breed to drive right into an asshole you know nothing about on the first date, and especially with your mouth wide open. Get it son!!!

Santa took that girl home and did the and pulled off the Dirty Santa Meyers!

by Bendy D January 12, 2023

Operation Santa Claus

Secretly placing tracking devices in 500 different gifts, then dropping them off at all the registered Toys for Tots bins in the State of New Jersey. Next, sit back and watch.

Operation Santa Claus was a slam dunk, since the tags wouldn't be discovered until the operation was over.

by Tin Man 8 October 30, 2022

Santa Claus

A fat jolly man who eats all your cookies and gives you presents, don't give him cookies!!!!!!

ugh Santa Claus is such a fatty

by Gabilit October 24, 2018

Santa

the guy who breaks and enters each year

hey jerry, remember santa?
yeah he triggered my alarms.

by beanandcheesebean December 10, 2019

'Zat You, Santa Claus?

Song by Louis Armstrong and The Commanders About Christmas

Is 'Zat You, Santa Claus?

by Wendysfg May 7, 2023

Santa Fe Packing Company

A brand of salsa that has an anthropomorphic cactus.

Position Santa Fe Packing Company Salsa and Con Queso as the authentic salsa of the southwest that serves as the perfect ingredient for a variety of menu items, not just a dipping sauce. Leverage the spoke-charachter, Spike, in all marketing and communication messages.

by Wendysfg August 26, 2023

Santa Fe

Where you go to plant crops, spilt rails, and swap tails ‘round the fire ‘xcept when you lie around all day, then your friends are more like family and they’d begging you to stay

Person A: why do you talk about Santa Fe so much?
Person B: So I can hop a palomino and ride in style!

by thaliathebi January 28, 2024