Doing The Salamander

Rubbing your nipples to sexually entice someone ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
This term came from FilthyFrank's song "Do The Salamnder"

Guy 1- Hey you know Girl 2?
Guy 2- No what happened?
Guy 1- She was Doing the salamander to Guy 3!
Guy 2- She's really that thirsty?

by e d g e l o r d December 10, 2017

slap some salmon on it

When something is so good that you want to express how smoked it is

Bob: wow, I just hit a home run!

Janet: that’s so sexy. Slap some salmon on it

by WhiteGirlWithBasicBobs June 7, 2018

Strangle the Salamander

When you strangle a salamander it explodes and releases its innards. These innards have the ability to create new life and they taste a bit salty if you know what I mean.

Damn, I have blue balls let me Strangle the Salamander to release me of my stress.

by A Cheeky Boy June 2, 2019

spit on the salmon

To spit on the salmon means to suck a dick.

The term comes from norwegian, and is «Spøtte på laksen» in norwegian.

Note! Since salmon is a normal cuisine in Norway it is important to remember to not use the term in a conversation about food.

Did u get some at the party?- friend

Nja, I meet this guy, but I was on my period, so I could only spit on the salmon.-

by Cheesylobster August 10, 2019

Squeezing the Salamander

Another way of saying "Choking the Chicken" or "Slapping the Salami"

I feel like Squeezing the Salamander today. It just feels right.

by Daddy Bobber 123 November 10, 2019

Eat your salamander

It is used to describe the intention of eating a salamander to show your hunger and your insanity. If you have a friend saying "Eat your salamander", they are cool

"I am going to eat your salamander," I said to my friend

by eatingsalamanders December 5, 2019

Triple Dipple Fudge Dipped Salmon Slapper

A sex maneuver where a man's penis is covered in at least two different lubricants then inserted in a woman's anus then vagina. Once in the vagina the wee wee schnitzel is slapped around often making funny noises.

Michael: "Hey man, how'd it go with Stacy last night?"

James: "Went pretty damn good, gave her the ol' triple dipple fudge dipped salmon slapper."

Michael: "Damn bro, that's a pro move."

by Daddy drerek drekson November 17, 2020