sam

iron golem named spam with tiny penis the mf is a dumbass

imagine an iron gloem with no crotch and a bad temper.. samuel aka spam

by lamuel spaing June 15, 2022

Sam

The fruitiest, palest, skinniest mfs you'll ever meet, if you can get passed his fucking attitude

K: "Hey man do you want Sam to come over?"

Casper: "nah fuck that nigga."

by Itsmeidkwhotho June 22, 2022

Sam

Sam is a beautiful human being. He has one of the biggest 9 incher you have ever seen.

He is a sexy beast who reels in all the ladies. He lasts 30 minutes. And will for sure please you all over

Are you OK?! you like like you've been Samed pretty hard

by sexiestbakaruffruff June 22, 2022

Sam

Pretty brick guy
Never hits more than 1 three per pickup game

That’s it
Either he’s 1/1 or -354/-98
Also pretty bad at hog

And cr

“How’s his basketball”
“He’s a Sam”
“Oh lord get me away from him, his brick was might spread to me,” said Danial the 10x NBA MVP, champion, all star mvp, scoring title winner, dpoy winner, and 2k god player

by Most accurate definition man June 23, 2022

Sam

Sam is a weird but quiet funny boy you’ll met from a discord server lol

Sam: I have work today so I'm just going to slide out. So bye. Ok take care.

by frog-queen June 25, 2022

sam

sam sucks nuts. nobody really likes sam, he says unnecessarily mean things for no reason, and hes gay as hell.

you're friends with sam!?! i bet hes offered to suck your dick

by WhenTheDead July 30, 2022

Sam

Sam is amazing. He’s wicked smart, and is ahead of his class in math. He’s an engineering wizard and loves creating. And don’t forget about his looks, he has a super aesthetic body, and a super hot defined chin. He’s super funny and very charismatic. There’s lots of girls that chase him but he settles down for one and doesn’t jump around. If you find a Sam, don’t lose him. He makes an amazing friend and an even better boyfriend. (he also has a massive dick)

Person 1: Wow did you talk to Sam the other day?
Person 2: Yea, he said he’s working on a new project car
Person 1: So cool! Right?

by deeznutssobig July 31, 2022