Dirty Rusty

The dirty rusty is to simultaneously suck dick while you cook

*smacks ass* hey babe bacon smells good let's pull a dirty rusty

by Izzbirddog February 19, 2021

rusty steel

Excessively ginger person's freckled penis

Is that a dagger i see before me .. oh no its your rusty steel ...

by Sausage time August 29, 2015

rusty rug

When you have sex with a woman on her period, and blood gets on your pubic hair.

Man, that bitch gave me a rusty rug!

by Buck Seathorn June 23, 2023

rusty noodle

infected penis

You're not coming anywhere near me with that rusty noodle.

by zAlanM August 20, 2013

Rusty lulu

When a hot chic has a wet fart while wearing a white lulu lemon skirt. Due to the lack of underwear and tightness of the soda skirt, the brown squirt will be Apparent to anyone who has the misfortune of being behind her.

Ben, your bean burritos were so good and spicey but, shit, I had a rusty Lulu while running that 5k. Knew I should have gone with the black skirt today!

by Dirtydago August 28, 2013

Rusty Navel

Filling a belly button with the correct size and viscosity of feces with the perfect Dairy Queen curl on top.

Hey Stanley, did you see I just put a Rusty Navel on that chick!

by DJ Boots November 16, 2022

Rusty Kramer

Running an exorbitant amount of miles then producing a bowel movement that is equal parts blood and feces, which results in a rust colored porcelain disaster.

I ran 100 miles last week, my bathroom has since become a conjuring of Rusty Kramers, non-stop shit and blood painting the inside of my throne.

by Bandeezee August 11, 2019