Rusty Flounder

When you have extremely underwhelming sex with a woman who puts forth zero effort and is offended when you ask her to get on top and fall asleep wishing you had just smoked a blunt and made a visit to the old PHub, only to find out in the morning that she painted your new bed sheets a rusted bronze with her explosive diarrhea that smells like lo mein.

I shoulda known she was gonna Rusty Flounder me when she ordered General Tso's Chicken AND Lo Mein.

by mdc for life September 3, 2019

rusty anal

Rubbing shit all over a girl/guys ass and fucking them in the ass hole

Can I give u a rusty anal ?
Are u in to rusty anal?

by Idekbitch April 24, 2018

Rusty Nail

Popping a turd in the fridge to let it freeze and then using it as a dildo.

"Mate last week I froze one of my shites so I could rusty nail my new bird in the fanny".

by we_need_jesus September 20, 2017

Rusty tank

Being a useless broken down tank painter that use to be great but not anymore and does nothing but bitch and creek and crack every movement

That Frankie used to be Frank the tank now he is an old rusty tank in need of oil.

by Time2smoke420 October 5, 2017

rusty bitch

Slang for lasagna.

Person 1: yo mom lets buy some ground beef to make some rusty bitch
mom of person 2: I'm proud to call you my son

by pumpcunt October 14, 2017

rusty russian

A rough handjob from a hairy burly woodsman with rusty nails

They went to the bathroom an he got a Rusty Russian all night

by Twobodiez June 19, 2017

rusty firehose

When ones nut is so fat that a little pee come out.

Damn man last night I fucked this hot girl and I got a damn rusty firehose

by Joacochaco1 March 4, 2018