River

A girl who is nice, cute, funny, smart, hot and is in love with taylor swift.

-ethan

See river she likes taylor swift.

by anonymous May 3, 2022

Alabama river spooning

When you and another man take a spoon to a river where no one can see you then you dig a hole and both take turns to shit in the hole. After all the shit is in the hole you then deepthroat each other until both of your mouths are full with sperm. You then put your hand in the hole and feed it to your friend.

Tom and Jerry did Alabama river spooning for pornhub.

by Bigwillypenus January 22, 2019

River Valian

Is a person that was born and raised in River Vale and decided to live in River Vale as an adult. These humans believe that River Vale is the a representation of the world. Modern language refers to people in this category as “Karens” for their reporting of garbage cans being on the curb hours past their “deadline”. They complain about the deer population but refuse to make decisions that will help. Ultimately, a river valían is an entitled human that lives in the fantasy land of a suburban town in Bergen county and believes that they are the best.

Man you better watch out with that family, they are River valians

by Countrysquire April 26, 2025

River moment

If somebody does something autistic it's a river moment

Hey billy that was a real river moment huh

yeah john it was

by Riverrrrrrrrrrrrr October 13, 2021

Red River Rivalry

When a couple from Texas and Oklahoma hate fuck while on her period.

“Shit, the ole lady came up after her cycle started, and we had ourselves a Red River Rivalry.”

by Electric Cowboy March 8, 2025

River Stan

A child who stands River Roberts. They suck.

“What a river stan”

by River Stan June 5, 2022

Two Rivers

When two middle aged men, urinate into a young girls mouth with R-Kelly’s greatest hits playing in the background.

Yo bro, do you think this girl is down the two rivers!?
Hell yeah! This chick loves R. Kelly!

by KoolKStreet August 1, 2021