redneck tiramisu

Next time you are on a roadtrip, give this tasty delight a try. While the gas tank is filling, go into the quickie mart and get a package of twinkies and a nice cup of coffee. Wait about 10 mins for the coffee to cool a little, unwrap a twinkie and quickly dunk it in the coffee. Enjoy immediately!

Andy: Let's stop for gas and score some redneck tiramisu!

Dave: What on earth is that??

Andy: We'll get some twinkies and dunk them in coffee...

Dave: (10 miles down the road when the coffee is at the perfect temp) holy cow! these are GREAT!

by Marshall Fazione November 20, 2016

Redneck

Low class bad assessment born in December and drives any truck

Is ur "redneck" A hard workin man.

by Windsir4208 November 7, 2019

redneckeration

Anything done or accomplished by a redneck.

Duck tape is used for many redneckerations.

by JulieBeth September 22, 2010

redneck jet fuel

Any flavor of Monster Energy.

Hey, why don't you mix vodka and a little redneck jet fuel?

by montanatony26 June 27, 2016

Redneck donut

When you eat your sister's asshole. Like a glazed donut.

I'm gonna go home and give my sister a redneck donut.

by Redneck donut November 13, 2020

Redneck

most likely a kid from the suburbs has called you this if you live in east texas. this kid is named Jonah or something along those lines. he doesn’t know how to describe your country-ish life style so he calls it redneck

“i shot a bobcat that was gonna get my hens”
“how such a redneck”

by hahacheckmatelove May 4, 2020

redneck wedding ring

Also known as a redneck engagement ring, it is the gift of a firearm in place of a ring.

She said yes! Where did you get the money for a ring? I gave her a redneck wedding ring. A what? You know that rifle I bought?

by Leo253 December 13, 2017