ringjam

a ghetto way to say 'ringtone' for a cell phone

'Yo, I just downloaded some new ringjams.

by carl October 24, 2004

ring freak

one who is obsessed with Lord of the Rings.

Damn, look at those ring freaks all dressed up like fucking hobbits and elves for Halloween.

by kate November 22, 2004

Racing Fool

One who loves car racing, generally NASCAR.

That Bubba is one racing fool.

by Sparticini Hokmojama January 5, 2010

Ring your own Doorbell

masturbate; pleasure oneself.

Guy: Do you ever, uh, ring your own doorbell?

Girl: No, why would I...

Guy: It's quite nice, you should try it sometime.

by submarinesoup January 13, 2011

Ringer Mortis

What an old bastard has as a ring tone. Usually Moon River or Patsy Cline.

Did you hear the ringer mortis coming from Tim's phone? That shit's OOOLD!

by Demised May 5, 2011

ringamaroo

an evasive technique used by customer service lines that upset girlfriends causing them to fuddle cliches into new cliches.

"I want sat tv but they have been giving us the ringamaroo"

by Sacsquash September 16, 2011

Ringed Up

To get engaged.

My girl is pushing the whole marriage thing. I gots to get her ringed up!

My girl wants to get ringed up.

by ThisAintReal January 2, 2012