Cactus Queef Mother Fucker

Def 1: Four words choosen at random to form a phenomenon. Could be used to describe a prickly bastard that smells like a vaginal percussion and engages in sexual activites with his mother,
Def 2: Or shouted as a form of aggravation.
Origination: Mr. Ward's 3rd period (I think) Social Studies class post era a lame history video.

guy 1: "I can't believe she's dating that cactus queef mother fucker."
guy 2: "Yea, he's a real douche bag."

by Steve, Tim, Joel, Heather December 9, 2008

Old western queef machine

When three guys take a revolver pistol, shove it up their ass, and take a shit in the barrel. They then remove the gun, shove it into a girls vagina and make her queef on the gun. They each suck their own queef, shit pistol and puke all over the girl and then kill themselves.

I want to do the old western queef machine with my math teacher, Dale!

by Jimmy-Changa November 6, 2019

Cream Eating Queef Sniffer

The result of a battle royal between 3 friends to come up with the best names to call eachother.

Friend 1: Cunt Bubble!
Friend 2: Cum Blaster!
Friend 3: CREAM EATING QUEEF SNIFFER!

by wicked_cowgirl July 10, 2010

Queef

A quilt theif

'that person is a quilt theif, a queef if you will'

by bigboybillboardbaggins August 26, 2021

Peter queef

A random shot from your urethra intended to be caught by a willing receptical

Jimmy “Peter queefed all over Jimenez as welcomed recipient from his joy!

by Jarod Bogue July 28, 2025

Queef

What a ratchet hood rat stink bitch does when she feels like getting fucked in her vagina that day.

I Queef

by Kavier December 28, 2019

Queef

An explosive sound emanating from the female front bottom similar to flatus but without the rancid smell.

Gordon: *turns around with flo* “really? Flo? What are you doing?”
Flo: “aaarrgh!!” *Stomping with Queef Sound* “I’m tired”

by MayDayMeh June 19, 2018