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Cactus Queef Mother Fucker

Def 1: Four words choosen at random to form a phenomenon. Could be used to describe a prickly bastard that smells like a vaginal percussion and engages in sexual activites with his mother,
Def 2: Or shouted as a form of aggravation.
Origination: Mr. Ward's 3rd period (I think) Social Studies class post era a lame history video.
guy 1: "I can't believe she's dating that cactus queef mother fucker."
guy 2: "Yea, he's a real douche bag."
by Steve, Tim, Joel, Heather December 9, 2008
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Old western queef machine

When three guys take a revolver pistol, shove it up their ass, and take a shit in the barrel. They then remove the gun, shove it into a girls vagina and make her queef on the gun. They each suck their own queef, shit pistol and puke all over the girl and then kill themselves.
I want to do the old western queef machine with my math teacher, Dale!
by Jimmy-Changa November 6, 2019
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Cream Eating Queef Sniffer

The result of a battle royal between 3 friends to come up with the best names to call eachother.
Friend 1: Cunt Bubble!
Friend 2: Cum Blaster!
Friend 3: CREAM EATING QUEEF SNIFFER!
by wicked_cowgirl July 10, 2010
mugGet the Cream Eating Queef Sniffermug.

Queef Penis

Luke- Bro my girl queef penised me
Nelson- So not ferd muck muck
Luke- It smelled so bad
Nelson- I bet
by wadewiggins October 15, 2023
mugGet the Queef Penismug.

Queef.

R🔴nak’s most powerful weapon.
R🔴nak: *Queef.*
by NoToesGang May 23, 2022
mugGet the Queef.mug.

Queef

"Ah Mary, she's a sweet old queef."
by Citrus.bitch March 21, 2019
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beef queef

When an individual releases a nasty ass fart after eating meat.
Damn Garey got that beef queef, bro just shidded on himself.
by acostalover4L December 18, 2022
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