Cactus Queef Mother Fucker

Def 1: Four words choosen at random to form a phenomenon. Could be used to describe a prickly bastard that smells like a vaginal percussion and engages in sexual activites with his mother,
Def 2: Or shouted as a form of aggravation.
Origination: Mr. Ward's 3rd period (I think) Social Studies class post era a lame history video.

guy 1: "I can't believe she's dating that cactus queef mother fucker."
guy 2: "Yea, he's a real douche bag."

by Steve, Tim, Joel, Heather December 9, 2008

Old western queef machine

When three guys take a revolver pistol, shove it up their ass, and take a shit in the barrel. They then remove the gun, shove it into a girls vagina and make her queef on the gun. They each suck their own queef, shit pistol and puke all over the girl and then kill themselves.

I want to do the old western queef machine with my math teacher, Dale!

by Jimmy-Changa November 6, 2019

Cream Eating Queef Sniffer

The result of a battle royal between 3 friends to come up with the best names to call eachother.

Friend 1: Cunt Bubble!
Friend 2: Cum Blaster!
Friend 3: CREAM EATING QUEEF SNIFFER!

by wicked_cowgirl July 10, 2010

queef chapel

Queef chappel , the ladies lady oyster after being slammed by the salami, then it automatically starts to play the trumpet 🎺

Pumped this chick in the queef chapel so hard last night that she sounded like a trumpet player afterwards. toot Toot

by STUBENDER April 28, 2022

Mouth queef

The act of air leaving your mouth with a audible noise

After chugging a liter of cola I felt the urge to mouth queef.

by Xanthern November 19, 2018

queef laughing

It's when you laugh so hard that you queef 69 million times in a row

"I was queef laughing when I saw the size of his dick"

by sayumtheyayum July 18, 2021

queef

vagina fart.

ew. she queefed.

by daddychulo July 1, 2019