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Five Pound Trout

The largest most massive single turd imaginable, along the size and shape of a very big fish. Its so big, it sticks out of the water.
Dang it Bob, you left a five pound trout in the toilet without flushing it down. If you want everyone to see your masterpieces, send them to the Louvre!
by IFSATG March 26, 2021
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Pillow pounding

Those tits are perfect for pillow pounding.
by Carpe_librum July 30, 2018
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Dog Hound Pound

The act of a male pounding a dog with his or her strap on.
by Dogsog February 15, 2022
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Leroy: Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?
Carl: $20 is $20 and we’re in a recession.
by goldengrey1776 May 30, 2024
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Pound Paralysis

The term for after you have had sex with your significant other, and they can't move their entire body.
Dan: Yo, Samantha just had sex with her boyfriend, and now she's bedridden!

Ethan: Sounds like a case of pound paralysis to me.
by Pound Paralysis June 11, 2018
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Three pounds of shrimp

When a girl has a large ass.
Damn that girl has three pounds of shrimp in her freezer!!!
by Error219 March 4, 2023
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ten pound toffees

Extersy or Gary's m8888 get fucked on em init shoutout to my man josh
I can't wait for them ten pound toffees tonight me g
by Shss December 13, 2017
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