The largest most massive single turd imaginable, along the size and shape of a very big fish. Its so big, it sticks out of the water.
Dang it Bob, you left a five pound trout in the toilet without flushing it down. If you want everyone to see your masterpieces, send them to the Louvre!
by IFSATG March 26, 2021

by Carpe_librum July 30, 2018

by Dogsog February 15, 2022

Leroy: Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?
Carl: $20 is $20 and we’re in a recession.
Carl: $20 is $20 and we’re in a recession.
by goldengrey1776 May 30, 2024

The term for after you have had sex with your significant other, and they can't move their entire body.
Dan: Yo, Samantha just had sex with her boyfriend, and now she's bedridden!
Ethan: Sounds like a case of pound paralysis to me.
Ethan: Sounds like a case of pound paralysis to me.
by Pound Paralysis June 11, 2018

by Error219 March 4, 2023

by Shss December 13, 2017
