Pizza Hut

a pizza restaurant that sucks in every city except for fort wayne, indiana, where the man who owns them lives. never eat there unless you're in fort wayne.

Boy 1: Want to go to Pizza Hut?
Boy 2: Not unless we're going to the Fort.

by kabammmx3 October 16, 2008

pizza penis

An unfortunately extreme version of a chode.

It was going really well til he took off his pants and revealed a pizza penis. Seriously, what was I expected to do with it?

by geordie Claire May 31, 2006

pizza

uncommon slang for weed, or pot. many different variations such as crust=blunt, a slice=dimesac, whole pizza=an ounce, bite of pizza=one hit, cup=pipe, somehow related is a tortilla, which is a joint, a pizza box is a bag.

"Yo dawg, i got a whole pizza the other day, in a tight box too, i took some bites off the crust from once slice, while my homies took some in a cup and one had a fat tortilla."

by DJ Cundy June 2, 2005

ass pizza

The gas and diarrhea that results from eating pizza. Especially occurs in individuals who are lactose intolerant.

Unfortunately I can't go to the prom as I have a bad case of ass pizza.

by Jebblebbles June 4, 2007

Pizza

another word you would use for marijuana when speaking with your friends in public

1. Come, have pizza with us at Brooke's house

2. Yo Dude, who's bringing by the pizza?

by BigDaawg December 2, 2009

Pizzaco

When you make a pizza and put pizza sauce and cheddar cheese on it, and then when it comes out of the oven you can add whatever else you would put on a taco on the pizza and when you are done topping it fold it like a taco and that is a pizzaco.

"Hey Zeke that looks like a tasty Pizzaco."

by Shane Coburn March 30, 2007

PIZZALERT

The much appreciated statement

making it known that the ordered pizza
has finally arrived.

"Hey, Joe, pizzalert! It's $16.00."

by No1Dane September 26, 2009