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CJ Panda

CJ Panda is somewhat a creepy male due to his slight pedi stash at the young age of 19. CJ Panda can also be referred to as an obese man or a pedophile. A CJ Panda can be a charming man, however this is what he wants you to think before he seduces you and try’s to take advantage of your wellbeing. Never trust a CJ Panda to look after your kids!
“I heard your a CJ Panda!”

“As yes, I got convicted as a pedophile yesterday..”

Another example can be:

“Your looking a bit like a CJ Panda...”

“I know, I don’t have a razor to shave my pedostash, and yeah I haven’t been to the gym in a while!”
by Jose Vangall February 8, 2020
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Plastic paddy

Someone who claims to be Irish, but is only half Irish, and can't be bothered to get Irish citizenship.
Louis: I'm legit a Irishmen now, cos I've got mi a Irish passport.
James: You're not even Irish though, I'm true Irishman with ma ginger pubics.
Louis: James, you don't even have Irish citizenship you plastic paddy.
by Brown Towels June 18, 2021
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POGS Panda

POGS Panda is the most swag man ever. He eats nails for breakfast, drop kicks turtles and drinks cow milk. so if you ask me he’s a man.
POGS Panda is very poggers.
by Balls fan 2 September 17, 2021
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death by panda

A phrase referring to the event of one engaging in violent intercourse with a Panda to the point of death.
my former friend James experienced a gruesome death by panda last week
by bonerlord69 June 28, 2012
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Kung Fu Panda soundtrack

A term for any piece of Asian music
Person 1: "Hey dude what you listening to?"
Asian friend: "A piece of Asian music."
Person 1: "Oh that must be the Kung Fu Panda soundtrack then"

Kung Fu Panda soundtrack is a term for any piece of Asian music.
by MemeCrocodile2.0 September 28, 2019
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Panda

1)Eats shoots and leaves (from a bamboo tree)

2)Eats, shoots and leaves (from the joke)

3)Black and white Chinese animal
A panda goes into a restaurant and orders food. The panda eats the food, shoots the waitress, then leaves. the police finally caught him and ask, "Why did you do it?"

The panda says, "look me up in the dictionary"
by pwrpufranger July 15, 2010
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Panda

keep your panda clean.
by pandas are terrible February 24, 2011
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