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Peckins

A person who is such a wiener that they play games like ultimate frisby and raise money for charity, thinking this will lead to popularity. In actuality, they just become friends with other peckins. They are often seen in packs, creating what is known as a clusterpeckins, to protect their weak social standing and in the hope they can group together to form an average guy, they are also scared by the sight of females. They are often seen wearing sports trainers on nights out, ankle biter jeans, clothes from the 80's, fleeces that are too big and T-shirts from ASDA.
Max went to catch the frisby, while his dad Elsegood, bought a fleece from cotton traders, which was too big for him. In a father-son clusterpeckins.

This guy was wearing a real baggy fleece and had scuffy sport trainers on, what a peckins.
by DrElsegood October 19, 2010
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cunt parking

When the local shopping centre carpark is absolutely packed you and cut in front of someone who was waiting with their indicator on for a spot longer than you.
It's to busy at Christmas, I'm always cunt parking people.

That dude totally cunt parked me, I was indicating that spot was mine for 5 fucking minutes!!!!
by Sizzlord December 27, 2007
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Rock Star parking

(Aviation variant) - Parking spot right outside flight ops. Easy to get to, no effort required. Better than what some unfortunate bastards have to shlep to.
Frank: "Hey, we'll commo check in an hour. Where you parked at?"
Neil: "Ha-HA! I'm flyin' 491 today - rock star parking! Where you at?"
Frank: "Fucking 451. I gotta hump my flight gear all the way down the goddamn flight line."
Neil: "Dude, that sucks...sucks to be you, that is."
by West Neil September 21, 2008
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cherry picking

\ˈcher-ē ˈpikiŋ\

n. the act of sodomizing a partner who has inadvertently swallowed the pit(s) of a cherry(ies), and has thus grown a small cherry tree in the lining of their stomach and begun ejecting cherries through their colon

not to be confused with "suppressing evidence"
Bro, my girl says she's on the rag but I know she swallowed some pits yesterday. Guess I'll be cherry picking tonight!
by Babylegs486 June 30, 2011
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pickin' pox

The result of an evening spent staring into the bathroom mirror removing ingrown hairs or other miscellaneous things from ones skin with tweezers. Usually done while under the influence of methamphetamine.
Would you cut that out? Hand over your tweezers.... Keep it up and tomorrow you're gonna end up with pickin' pox!
by raybo October 4, 2007
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Easy Pickings

A douchebag phrase used by Smurfs in League of Legends to tilt their opponent.
*An enemy has been slain*
Rengar: Easy Pickings
(Dead) Caitlyn: Such a dumb champion zzzzz

30 seconds later...

*An enemy has been slain*
Rengar: Easy Pickings
(Dead) Caitlyn: You are a pathetic piece of sht, nice fking job playing an op champion you stupd scrub azzhat

30 seconds later...

*An enemy has been slain*
Rengar: Easy Pickings
(Dead) Caitlyn has left the game.
by PhenoDC January 29, 2019
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parking lot pimpin

These guys don't know what they are talkin' boutParking lot pimpin is when you pick up chicks in a parking lot on foot, bicycle, skateboard, and ride off in their car.
Hey, I got an idea lets go parking lot pimpin
by Burzerk June 11, 2006
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