open the schools

originally said by user c1rca_surv1ve on Twitter(X) in reaction to their friend saying the punk movement was just music, and fashion and had no relationship with politics.

1. person a: "punk is just music!" person b:"open the schools"

by takingbackemily February 20, 2025

kicked open pomegranate

What your bottom hole looks like when you've got piles

Poor Doug... You should see his back passage looks like a kicked open pomegranate he'd give his left testicle for some anusol right now but some f***tards cleaned out the local cornershop

by OMG i dont believe it March 28, 2020

Open Mike Night

When you are hangin' with your friends drinkin' Mike's Hard Lemonade.

"Hey, I brought the booze! It's Open Mike Night!"

by bhp May 28, 2013

open an account

When you want to confide secrets or personal information with someone for the first time and for it to remain confidential. Similar to putting something “into the vault.”

Hey man, I’d like to open an account with you

Sure dude, confide away!

by Dangerous Dante October 02, 2020

Half open pocket knife

Half a bar. Or a semi erect penis

“Man that chick was hot. I’ve got a half open pocket knife in my pants.”

by Rapiddescent April 23, 2021

People opener

A bladed implement that can be used for surgery, hunting or cooking.

Paul said " What is with the large collection of knives?"
Phill replied " they aren't knives, they're people openers."

by Amma69 June 14, 2022

People opener

A sharp implement used for surgery, hunting, cooking, etc.

Person 1: "That's a big collection of knives."

Person 2: "Ooh you mean my people openers."

Person 1: "Your what!?"

by Amma69 June 15, 2022