unwrapping the flower pot

The act of taking off a girl's panties in order to claim her sweet, sweet virginity.

Bro, you know that girl I met last week? She's totally down with me unwrapping the flower pot!

by malevolentmango September 13, 2016

Chicken, Pot, Pie

A delicious food that is even better with commas, trust me.

I love chicken, pot, pie!

by Ballin Colin June 30, 2011

Mexican crock pot

When you fill a butt up with seman then proceeded to drink it.

Hey honey im thirsty. You can have some of this Mexican crock pot.

by Duke ala touque August 25, 2017

Pot-o-graph

When you sign anything high...and subsequently forget about it.
Also: Any pictures you take while high.
Additionally: Any pictures of pots or signed pots.

I just left my ceramics class high as hell and this dude wanted my pot-o-graph. I signed his weed.

by Shackabitch October 26, 2019

Orientation dokey pots

When you need Jesus, because you get paid to swear. Also, there's a good chance you're name is Brooklyn.

"You bitch mother fucker ass cunt sucker....(yes there's more... )

Swearing for dolla bills like..... but you rated gggggg

Orientation dokey pots

by Brooklyngregg October 15, 2023

Oregon Pot Roast

When you feed a woman pot roast and then you forcefully hold her head down while you nut, causing her to vomit the aforementioned savory meal and rub her stomach gravy all over your cock and balls. AKA the Netti Pot

“Janet and I did the Ol’ Oregon Pot Roast last night, you should just see the sheets! Sunday dinner all over the whites!”

by PilotAndPinUp October 01, 2021

Crock Pot Pussy

When you hit up yo gurls house lookin' to fuk and shes already cummed all on the flo from the amount of potatoes and carrots shes shoved up dat Crock Pot Pussy

Shawn: Yo bro, I saw you drive up to Rachel house yesterday, did you smash?
Roger: Nah, That bitch already started without me
Shawn: Yo thats fuked up was it with another guy from our school?
Roger: Hell no, it was some damn produce, Ol' Crock Pot Pussy Ass

by ish-mael October 28, 2016