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clean stoner

Basically the person who gives off stoner energy without ever smoking pot.

Or the person who always announces themselves as such so they aren’t pressured into getting high.
Example 1
Man 1: (laughing hysterically*)
Man 2: Bro did you smoke?
Man 1: NOPE! (wheezes and falls*)

Example 2
Man 1: You want some?
Man 2: Nah I’m good, I’m a clean stoner..
Man 3: Why do I ever bring you out?
by QzandeenOFC August 2, 2021
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Mister cleaning

The act of peeing onto a poop stain in a toilet bowl with the hopes it will come off and not need to be scrubbed.
After he took a dump last night he tried to do some mister cleaning before his in-laws visited.
by Bfosem October 20, 2022
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Cleaning

To lick out or rimjob a shitring or dirty butthole I mean or just straight ass eating man taking your tongue and licking in and around a butthole
You remember that guy I met he loves cleaning

I love cleaning too
by Legendary_alliance February 20, 2020
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Clean Gangstaa

One who is a gangster but does not use drugs. Or is dirty yall. o-o;
Guy 1: Roll up a dubbie tonight mayne?
Guy 2: Nahh mayne, I'm a Clean Gangstaa.
by Ohhh YAAHHH November 29, 2011
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Commando clean

when after wiping yourself after using the toilet, the toilet paper comes up clean on the first wipe.
Jane took a deuce in the ladies room and thankfully came up commando clean because she used up last squares of the only roll of TP and was wearing her best white jeans.
by Useless Housewife December 18, 2011
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Ee clean

a woman cleans and keeps it tidy
Ee clean the house and make it nice to walk through and that makes everyone very happy.
by europemaide November 19, 2010
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Clean

This is the urban dictionary clean isn't a word here
Person 1: I looked up clean in the urban dictionary and there were like two definitions
Person 2: duh you idiot, it's the URBAN dictionary not WEBSTERS
by Smartqueen January 23, 2020
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