Noah

Total asshole who would rather fuck his girlfriend than hang out with any of his friends. Don't ask him to do anything with you for he will lie to you and ditch you so he can be with girlfriend due to his nymphomania.

"Hey Noah, Wanna hang out? Nah man, I'm going to enter girlfriend's name here's house. Maybe some other time."

by iNSOMNiA June 17, 2015

Noah

He is a cute looking man that likes to talk to girls his favorite thing to do is have erections and take pills to grow his penis (he also is not good at spelling)

Noah would love pills to grow his penis out.

by Tuchman February 1, 2017

Noah Preminger

See also Dank

Noah says Dank

by Rob Balchunas March 14, 2003

Noah

Male with a microscopic penis which also sucks at football and looks ugly as hell

Fuck you Noah

by Swag hoes December 7, 2015

Noah

An insecure self centered faggot that no one likes; someone who only cares about himself; a Person who thinks he is above everyone else.

Hey stop being a Noah and help.

by Thespokentruth December 20, 2014

Noah

A derogatory word meant to make peoples precious feelings hurt and make them cry out of their buttholes. Can be used as an adjective, a noun and a fruit.

You're Noah's so fat he has his own zip code

by pablo sanchez666 April 8, 2011

Noah Callaghan

Sexy as hell. The most amazingly hot person you'll meet in your life. Funny, Sweet, Kind, Caring - and did I mention sexy? Adorable in every way possible. Amazing in every way possible. Perfectly imperfect. Very lovable. Impossible to not like. Charming, Caring, and lots of fun to be around. A great friend and a person you can always talk to.

"Damn, that Noah Callaghan is my Prince Charming stand-in"

by xxmusiqxx November 19, 2010