Bi-lo Dad

A low income single dad that lacks personality and is the embodiment of mediocrity. Can be seen shopping at Bi-Lo usually looking for a special on Fish fingers or LA Ice cola. Can often be heard using phrases such as “There’s food at home” or “I always loved your mother mate”

Geoff is such a Bi-Lo Dad he literally only buys home brand just to save 10$

by anonymous April 5, 2023

Bi Han

Kind of stupid when you think about it...

Bi Han "Capture Scorpion! Put him in chains!"

Hym "Yeah, ok- Er, eheh, what? Put... Put SCORPION... In chains?"

Bi Han "Yes!"

Hym "You mean... You want me to put SCORPION... The guy who's PRIMARY WEAPON... Is chains... In chains?"

Bi Han "Yes! What part of that don't you understand!? Go! Now!"

Hym "........ Alright."

*20 minutes later*

Hym "Heeeey buddy.... What, uh... What happened here?"

Bi Han "He overpowered us, killed all of my men, and escaped!"

Hym "OH!? REALLY? You gave the chain guy a handful of chains... And then he used the chains you gave him... To kill everybody and escape? Ope! Yep! I see it now. It looks like this guys wounds are cauterized... So I'm guessing he, I don't know, used the fire magic that he USUALLY USES ON HIS OWN CHAINS... On the chains YOU GAVE HIM... And then he pulled them through this guy's neck... Is that what happened?"

Bi Han "..........😡"

Hym "Well really, this is nobodies fault. I don't see how anybody could have seen this coming. I mean, who would have thought that the chain guy... Would use the chains. Maybe if we would have gave him, like, chains AND A TELEPORTER... THEN... THEN everything would have worked out. Wait! Chains, a teleporter, and a flamethrower... THAT might have worked... To stop him from doing the thing he did, you know, killing all of the guys that helped you capture him."

Bi Han 😡

Hym 😐

Bi Han 😡

Hym 😐

Bi Han 😡

Hym 🤨 "What?"

Bi Han 😡

by Hym Iam October 22, 2025

BIS

Butts in Seats, i.e., employees sitting at the office. Used in a couple of different ways: a) to count the actual number of employees, excluding people on leave, trainees, open but unfilled requisitions, etc. b) to count the number of people physically present in the office as opposed to working from home.

I know your department has budget for 18 people, but you only have 10 BIS, plus 2 in the hiring pipeline, and 2 who'll be coming back from parental leave next month.

The corporate mandate is for everyone to come in at least three days a week, but I don't see that many BIS.

by egregio March 22, 2024

bi-party line

Voting for a different presidential candidate than the rest of your party line.

This election, more voters swung bi-party line.

by Semiuseful Magazine December 9, 2008

Disaster Bi

look up Everett Gray from XOXO Droplets.

JB: Everett is such a disaster bi

by moreori May 3, 2021

bi-winning

Noun When a bipolar or dilusional person thinks that they are "winning" or succeeding when in fact they are not

This refers to the manic Charlie Sheen who seems to constantly spout off nonsense

Friend: Hey, I think that chick realy wants me.
You: Yeah, your realy bi-winning

by Jubilator March 25, 2011

bi bubu ba

u can use “bi bubu ba” where you don’t know what to say

what we have to do? BI BUBU BA!!

by r0bbyb0bby November 21, 2021