silly mouse

someone who loses crazy 8

tatyana: loses
tatyana is a silly mouse

by sillymouse69 February 23, 2022

Milkey Mouse

When you get edged by a person dressed as a professional furry in a specific theme park

Be careful not to ask Pluto to give you a Milkey Mouse, you might get an unexpected suprise.

by Miller.io December 7, 2024

Noisy mouse

Name of an expression •n•. Often used to relieve other npcs and players.
Used in multiple ways, such as:
Ending a conversation. Pledging for getting banged. Or even present your resignation.

1.
A-"It has been a pleasure"
B-"•n•noisy mouse"

2.
A-"So what did you think about my parents"
B-"I hope your daddy •n• me"

3.
A-"I can't believe you! You just shat across the floor and nuked the whole department!
B-"•n•"

by Jeord February 27, 2023

12 oz. Mouse

a cartoon with 22 results on rule 34

Cartoonaboo: 12 oz. Mouse SUCKS ASS

by GiantVixen April 27, 2023

Mouse on a Moped

The phrase used by an adult who just "farted" to convince a young child that the flatulence they just heard didn't really come from said adult.

Uncle Eddie: "PPPPFFFFFTTTTT"!!
Niece Lilly: "Uncle Eddie!!"
Uncle Eddie: "That wasn't me honey, that was a mouse on a moped!"

by Laika 2 April 29, 2015

Mouse

A small toy that you can stick your dick in.

Dude 1"Dude, I found this mouse, what do I do with it?"
Dude 2"Dude, you stick your dick in it."
Dude 1"Wouldn't that kill..."
Dude 2"STICK YOUR DICK IN IT!"

by Plunger Lover August 28, 2019

mouse-flossing

(v): To use some object (notecard, toothpick, paperclip) to clean that weird, greasy gunk that builds up in the little cracks of your computer mouse.

I haven't mouse-flossed in months, and then I looked and saw all sorts of nast. * folds up a piece of paper and starts mouse-flossing *

by Mystakaphoros October 9, 2013