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Cyber-morning after

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The cyber-morning after is the morning after a party or night of people getting very drunk. The morning consists of updating your status to find out exactly what happened.
Cyber-morning after
Cyber-morning after by Cmoth April 1, 2011
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the morning moose 

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Early morning erection that won't go down when you try to pee.
Shit, I can't pee, I've got the morning moose.
the morning moose by CT buyer December 2, 2013
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last morning rush 

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when you're in a hurry and need to go to work as fast as you can, but you suddenly start to panic you've lost your phone or didn't switched off the iron
-Why are you so late, i wonder?
- I had a last morning rush because i couldn't find my phone
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the morning omelet

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When you crack an egg in a girls ass, then fuck her until it scrambles. After the eggs are scrambled, the girl tips the eggs in a hot pan and the omelet is made. Served best with hot coffee and fresh fruit.
Hey Tom, how was your morning?
It was amazing! I did anal with my wife and had the morning omelet!
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Tender Morning 

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A morning sensation felt upon waking up after sleeping in, characterized by a feeling of warmth, slight sweatiness and a particular smell.
"It's the third straight week Jasmine has come down for breakfast at lunchtime smelling like tender morning."
Tender Morning by l_davoli33 April 26, 2019
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South Morningside Primary School 

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A shitschool that can't afford glue sticks but can afford to put a fancy carpet and chairs in the stairwell
Guy: "Omg South Morningside Primary School
had to ration paper!"

Other guy: Yeah they can't afford glue sticks!
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