mustache monorail

one person getting railed/dry-humped/oral sex by a single unit that happens to have a hairy upper lip.

guy #1: what did you do last night?"
guy #2: i mustached monorailed some bitch all night long!
guy #3: trust me, you're welcome. do not mustache monorail my mother ever again!
guy #2: deal.....

by eatshitanddie666 May 30, 2010

Monolid

Single eyelid. Usually south-east and central Asians have monolid eyes.
People with monolid eyes usually have small eyes which makes them look less pretty and more violent. In order to have bigger and better eyes, monolids use special glue, fake eyelashes or undertake double eyelid surgery.

That asian girl has monolid eyes.

by monolid girl February 28, 2009

Monopoly

When a person tries screwing with someones head by making up a rondom words, putting them together and persuading them it means something very important even though its just jiberish. Created by Soly Mehdyzadeh and promoted By Steven Goltche and SaSha Mehdyzadeh.

Monopoly is when you say to someone, "Sir please dont forget to tell the guy who brought the book back to the yard after three o'clock because if you dont its gonna be a big problm for him like last week when he fell on the floor and broke his head on the floor next to the park by the trees and birds".

by Dan Dune May 11, 2007

Monoherpephlasia

An Asiatic island populated by a single species of snake. Sometimes the word is mistakenly used to refer to the species of snake, but it is, in fact, intended to refer to the island.

An unnamed island northwest of Pulau Maopora is a monoherpephlasia because the Tiger Python is its only species of snake.

by HerpetologyIsForSnakesNotSTDs January 28, 2011

@monotude

monotude is very sick trans and bi very funny and.well. i kinda have a crush on him,

@monotude is cool

by Cannibal.island July 16, 2021

Super straight Monogamous

A person attracted to one individual, that superhe/supershe is capable of having possibility of sexualy reproduction.

- do you want to go on a date with me?

- only if you are wiling to accept that for the rest of my life I will be attracted only to you and my main focus will be drawn to having my own biological children.
- oh that's to much preshure, don't you want to try out first?
-no I do not, I'm Super Straight Monogamous and I'm only attracted to idea being attracted just to one person.

by Sezamaz March 11, 2021

MONOHYDROGEN DIOXIDE

1. water
2. h2o

the stuff you drink on a daily basis

"hey whats that"
"its monohydrogen dioxide"
"oh you mean water you moron"
"shutup!"

by dragoon347 September 21, 2005