Telstra Mad

When you are so mad, that chest pains, eye twitching, profanity, loss of mind are all in full swing and any form of control has been squashed by you diminished spirit, feelings of requiring therapy or remuneration due to incredibly poor service, you are officially Telstra Mad.

'On a scale of 1 to Telstra Mad, just how mad were you bro?' 'I was Telstra mad'

by Telstramadgirl March 14, 2018

mad batteries

a large amount of batteries, preferably in your hands

Man, this game gear takes mad batteries

by thewreckedship September 09, 2009

Doing a madness.

Using ones sheer power of will to do something amazing nobody ever thought they could do.

That boy is doing a madness.

That boy was brought here to do a madness.

by RSlee September 18, 2022

mad foo

when someone is so lame / pathetic / such a party pooper, that they’re mad foo.

*posts a video of a guy tying their hair into a bun*
“yo can you not post that i didn’t give you permission”
“you’re mad foo”

by theharshreality December 20, 2017

mad one

someone who acts extremly crazy for attention

person 1:Your mum's a mad one

person 2:get out

by 250107 March 16, 2022

Prairie Madness

A state of catatonia induced by looking at a landscape so featureless and without landmark, one can literally see the curvature of the Earth because of how dull these plains are. Most commonly occurs in southern Idaho, US, especially on road trips.

G: It's so flat and without anything! It's lifeless! Nothing exists! I don't exist! There is no such thing as reality, consequence, or the state of mortal existence!

T: Oh fuck, G's got Prairie Madness

by RadienX Chaosmaker October 03, 2019

mad honnies

A lot of hot women in one place

"Dude, you gotta get to the party! I heard there's gonna be MAD HONNIES over there!"

by mightyugly November 07, 2014