Cookie Monstering

The moment when your nipples are pointing in two different directions imitating Cookie Monster's googly eyes.

Am I cookie monstering in this bikini top?

by __Kris__ June 19, 2022

putter monster

A badass guy who defies the laws of social interaction by not being able to properly laugh. Generally a pimp.

Man, Alistair really is a putter monster!

by Onion1246 March 19, 2011

Monster cock

The biggest not fake Pussy pounding cock on the planet

He take he’s monster cock and tries to fit it all the way into my tight pussy

by Mimi’s mom July 15, 2021

monster mashed

When ur absolutely fucked on bevs

“Yo John u good” nah Mate I’m monster mashed”

by Yehyehnah December 6, 2020

suicidal monsters

A group of small dick guys who act big in front the ladies but can't make up for it in the bed.

The Stripper said "I just had a group of Suicidal Monsters try to show me up in my VIP room, they was not acting very big after I pulled down their pants."

by Bob Hadababby April 22, 2016

slong monster

girl has a bigger pennis than you.

i met a slong monster last night

by cptsnowblow March 6, 2018

Malicious Monsters

(noun)
1. The meaning of evil. A monster that will tear you apart, mind and soul.
(adjective)
2. Something that obeys rules without humanity, or without paying attention to specific nuances or situations.

(example 1)
The Malicious Monsters are beautiful and vain, but mostly are evil.

by Michelle Munoz July 28, 2007