laggard

laggard (n) - one who is far behind in doing something, one who knows very little about a particular subject
laggard (v) - to underestimate, to be dumb, to be stupid, to be an idiot
laggard (adj) - one who is a laggard

He's such a laggard because he didn't contribute anything to the project.
Don't laggard the rule of your parents within your house.
Johnny is a very laggardly boy, not listening to his elders in any way, shape or form.

by herobrine049X January 5, 2023

Hagger lager

A bottle full of hagger spit is hagger lager.

Jake: dude I'll give you five bucks to drink this.
Steve: no way Im not drinking your hagger lager.

by Jains April 6, 2009

Fetus Lagoon

A body of water consisting primarily of the unwanted fetal remains, usually gathered/stolen from abortion clinic's and/or adoption agency's waste.

The murky waters of the Fetus Lagoon provides an abundance of food for the native fauna.

by andyholloway December 18, 2009

Tech Lagger

A person whose tech savyness is behind the rest of societies.

My sister is such a Tech Lagger, she is looking for a new palm pilot to replace her Palm III. Hasn't she hear of the iPhone?

Or

My friend just found out that no-one is on MySpace anymore, they just moved to this new thing called Facebook. He is such a Tech Lagger.

by ErikD January 23, 2010

Key lagging

Bad typing. When you have no spaces and random letters in some kind of text or IM.

Person One: jjjjjjjjjsdakkkkkkkk

Person Two: wtf?

Person One: Oops sry key lagging

by kingman212 January 12, 2011

Job- Lagged

When a person has one or two jobs due to the horrible economy and don't know how to handle it and eventually start feeling exhausted and confused.

Job- lagged salesgirl: " Hello Club Monaco, Sherry Speaking"

customer: "Isn't that american apparel?"
Sales girl: " Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I'm totally JOB- LAGGED!"

by politicallyuncompromising November 13, 2010

Tactical lagging

The act of walking slower so that you may check out the ass of whomever is besides or behind you

I had to do some tactical lagging to get Stacy to walk in front of me so I could observe dat ass in peace

by Cap'n Derp September 25, 2016