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josef seed 

he puts his "Seed" inside of you
and turns u into a homosexual
person 1:fuck Josef seed just aid eggs inside me man
person 2:go to hospital before they have and eat ur eyes and gentiles !
person 1:oh no fuck fuck fuck they hatching!

screaming and sounds of ripping flesh
porn and gurging noises coming from the seed beast
seed beast: I WILL LEAD U TO EDEN TO HOPE COUNTY WE GO!
far cry 5: ohh no
josef seed by no homo bromo March 17, 2022

Jose Pinetree 

Jose Pinetree is a human-being which acts and dresses like a leprechaun. They are usually a bit blind, and enjoy frittata.
Ha! They look like a Jose Pinetree!

joselina 

joselina is a very mean atsnd nice person if u talk about her she will talk about you she is gay for her bestfriend name ariana she loves ariana she always have hoes she getsaken she always fa her phone taken all the time by her mother she talks to a lot of guys and thats the reason she gets her phone taken she always fall in love with people with the letter j in there name she always go back to her ex jason they realaship is toxic she is the prfect person
wow joselina went back to jason again
joselina by it the clown March 21, 2022

JOSE PROCK 

A very funny boy who is a huge fan of Jose Mourinho
His name was derived from the love he has from jose Mourinho
And prock was derived from his middle name peter, which means rock and added p to the front of rock making prock
That's how the name was made
Jose prock has other nice names
He has names like jose,thiago, Rodriguez etc
But he is mostly regarded or known as jose Santiago amando prock
Jose prock simply means greatness or Greatest
He is the jose prock
No one can be the jose prock
JOSE PROCK by Jo da Silva March 23, 2022

Jose Cruise

A failed business proposal where customers get to pay to go on "cruises" which are driven by a man named Jose. These cruises allow the passengers to smoke as much weed as they want and venture to any place around the city that they desire.
Andy: Yo i just copped a zip, lets get a jose cruise and smoke the whole thing
Seth: dude are you fucking stupid? Thats going to cost us like $500 with gas being so expensive
Andy: Yeah your right. Who the fuck would pay for that?
A lonely, jealous, dickless kid, who acts straight but is gay. A “Jose” is often a person who can’t fight because of his weak and scrawny. A “ Jose” is one the biggest pick me boys you will ever meet and is ALWAYS the fakest person around.
Why are you being such a “jose”?
Jose by beastMCGZ March 28, 2022
The hottest bitch I’m ever seen she’s dropped dead gorgeous she’s so hot lie I would want her to fuck me it’s too bad she has a bf but I can be her sugar daddy😉😉😉 sexy with her fat ass💓💓💓
Joscelynn: ewww I have this outfit

Me:no baby your so fine you and your bestie
Joscelynn by Jern smells April 22, 2022