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John Kerry

the man who should be running our country right now! he is intelligent, courageous, and compasionate. he fights for whats right and for the people.
How the frick did Bushy get re-elected!?
by DQIT and WIAAN February 11, 2007
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John Wayne Bobbit

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Elaina Bobbit caught John Wayne Bobbit with his pants down, so she decided to grab his weenee and bobbit! <sword is for illustrative purposes only>
by Mike Bozdog June 24, 2006
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BIG JOHN

one big s.o.b.
He's nice to his friends but don't piss him off.
Don't #$%@ with BIG JOHN...
by crizzle September 2, 2004
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John Morrison

wrestler with a wierd slow-mo entrance (but his hair looks good)
Why the hell does John Morrison do that slow-mo entrance?
by Karina M March 20, 2008
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john wayne

to accidentally smush a pack of cigarettes, and then proceed to smoke one of the mangled cigarettes
(John Wayne often had a bent cigarette in his mouth in the movies)
(pulls one out of the pack) "Man, i really john wayne 'd that one, eh, what the hell" (lights it up)
by Joey Mc October 9, 2006
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John

John is a man of integrity. He has good morals and manners. He is a man of little words. Believes actions speak louder than words. John has strong work ethics and is willing to jump in to help a friend. Loyal. Loving. All of this and a healthy sense of humor too.
John believes that no one gets left behind
by love your eyes February 11, 2010
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John Beck

sym: Choob
n: The coobiest of choobie. Someone who listens to less than 10 bands.

adj: Something so lame that a new word needed to be made for it.
n: John Beck needs to stop being crappy

adj: ha ha ha! you're so John Beck! you fuckin' suck at Call Of Duty!
by Chodemaster1,000 December 13, 2009
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