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martin johnson

creepy molester looking lead singer of boys like girls, gives out condoms with ice cream. scares away small children, but we still love him.
Oh man, did you see Martin Johnson on mtv, scared the willies out of me.
by gives up on names January 11, 2008
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Todd Johnson

A really cool asian, with a strange Johnson connection with his best friend Blair.
Sometimes nicknamed Ryota. Secretly likes fat chicks and is NOT a virgin.
Likes to dress up as a dog.
Woah man, did you see that Todd Johnson? He was boarding the plane to Japan!
by aznkutie March 28, 2009
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Johnson

Kid 1: That is the dumbest shirt I've ever seen!
Kid 2: Stop being such a Johnson!
by Buffalo Johnson September 17, 2012
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Johnsonville

Not to be confused with America’s favorite bratwurst, Johnsonville, is a place where family and friends can get together, let loose and have a good time!

The name Johnsonville debuted in the early 90’s by the then Monroe Boys & Girls Club director. It was later referenced by THE wedding DJ while partying at Johnsonville during an impromptu speech. The name was a hit and ended up resonating with the friends and family in attendance.

Johnsonville hosts casino nights, weddings, Super Bowl parties, World Cup finales and also makes a difference by participating in the American Cancer Society's Relay For Life.

Johnsonville can also be a collection of people with the last name Johnson all in one place at the same time.
When you’re at Johnsonville, you’re at home.

"Planes, Trains and Automobiles", that's a Johnsonville classic!
by K-Daddy1004 November 5, 2012
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Johnsoning

The act of purposefully injuring oneself in order to collect disability or workman's compensation from the government or military because you took out too many TSP loans and have nothing saved for retirement.
Upon realizing his retirement account was dwindled from excessive loans, John came to work and headed straight to the break room for some johnsoning, and instantly fell off of a ladder tearing his acl virtually ensuring future disability checks from the government.
by Ronald McDonald69 May 20, 2013
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Johnson High School

A school full of stank ass niggas and stank ass bitches who think they better than everyone else. It is full of hoes and a bunch of ghetto ass Asians who think they can say the word nigga. You can identify someone from Johnson by the fact that they is stanky af and they think they’re the shit for no reason.
“Aye you go to Johnson High School
“Yea”
Get the fuck away from me stanky ass hoe”
by FettyWap738 November 10, 2019
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Johnson

Johnson- a lie
If you tell a johnson in Parliament you should resign
by Truthmonger April 12, 2022
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