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You can't trust those frackin' meat jackets. The milk of human kindness doesn't flow through their circuits.
by Rinibot August 5, 2008
Get the meat jacket mug.A form of birth control made of latex which has a vast assortment of varieties, sizes, and colors. Made to cover a man's penis during sexual intercourse
Trisha and I were getting hot and heavy last night but as luck would have it neither of us had the dong jackets
by The Fluffiest Bunny February 19, 2009
Get the Dong Jackets mug.1. The name for what occurs when one tells a joke (which the teller thinks will generate laughs) and no one laughs.
2. The name for what occurs when one hears a joke and does not understand the humor.
2. The name for what occurs when one hears a joke and does not understand the humor.
"..and the bartender says, 'why the long face?' Get it? Get it?" (silence, no reaction. Embarrassment.) "Err...death jacket."
by DeathJacket September 5, 2009
Get the Death Jacket mug.To lose all effectiveness of your chapstick only moments after application. A chap-jacking usually occurs when an individual is approached by another shortly after applying their chapstick.
A few effective methods of conducting a chap-jacking as followed:
- The Quick-Turn - an individual applies their chapstick and finds themselves flung around in a fury by another who then, almost instantly, uses their lips to rapidly mooch off of the victim's chap rub-off.
- The Table-Jumper - after applying chapstick, an individual may find another, originally sitting directly across from them, to now be all-up-in-yo-face. And your chapstick has been scavenged by your unsuspected neighbor.
Various methods of approach have been witnessed, but the given two are how you might find yourself being chap-jacked.
A chap-jacking results in complete loss of applied chapstick. There is no hope in retaliation to such an attack as the suspect will almost always be found to be lost in a storm of arousal. By the time you find that your stolen chapstick has seeped entirely into the suspect's lips, you could have been far away, enough to almost consider yourself safe from a rebound attack.
You should know immediately that you've come across a chap-jacker when your eyes almost fatefully meet with those of another individual whose lips seem to be crusting, peeling, and bleeding.
A few effective methods of conducting a chap-jacking as followed:
- The Quick-Turn - an individual applies their chapstick and finds themselves flung around in a fury by another who then, almost instantly, uses their lips to rapidly mooch off of the victim's chap rub-off.
- The Table-Jumper - after applying chapstick, an individual may find another, originally sitting directly across from them, to now be all-up-in-yo-face. And your chapstick has been scavenged by your unsuspected neighbor.
Various methods of approach have been witnessed, but the given two are how you might find yourself being chap-jacked.
A chap-jacking results in complete loss of applied chapstick. There is no hope in retaliation to such an attack as the suspect will almost always be found to be lost in a storm of arousal. By the time you find that your stolen chapstick has seeped entirely into the suspect's lips, you could have been far away, enough to almost consider yourself safe from a rebound attack.
You should know immediately that you've come across a chap-jacker when your eyes almost fatefully meet with those of another individual whose lips seem to be crusting, peeling, and bleeding.
As Czarina Yanina prepared for her departure, she innocently applied her Blistex chapstick. As she realized what she has done, her Kniaz Collin has swept her in his arms in what she believed to be a romantic grasp. She was left cold on the curb as her chapstick had been jacked. The echoes rang, "...chap-jacked...".
by ChapAJapJap March 14, 2011
Get the Chap-Jacked mug.In the Invader Zim universe, the Planet Jackers are a faction of aliens that steal planets and other celestial bodies with a massive towing vessel. They sneak up on unsuspecting planets and enclose them in a hollow, metal bubble. The inside of the sphere is one big television screen, which projects a sky so no one knows what happened. The planet then begins to experience random quakes across the globe as a result of the pull from when they change direction. The Planet Jackers' homeworld orbits a dying sun forcing them to throw planets into it like fire wood to keep it burning. After a series of seismic events and interferences of his equipment, Zim deduces that the Planet Jackers have set their sights on Earth. Realizing he won't be able to conquer Earth if they take it, Zim attempts to reason with the Jackers by citing what had apparently been previously established as the Irken/Planet Jackers Treaty stating "all planets marked for conquest by the Irken military are to be left where they are." The Jackers inform Zim that Earth was not, in fact, marked and was fair game. Because Zim's mission of conquest on Earth was, unbeknownst to him, actually his exile and Earth itself was really never officially sanctioned for invasion, he thinks these Jackers are attempting to violate the treaty and is forced to stop them on his own. After managing to cut open the metal bubble and freeing the Earth, Zim towed it back to our solar system, ready to be invaded by him.
"The Irken Empire will destroy me if they come to check on my progress and find the planet missing! I have to stop the Planet Jackers if I am to be left with a planet to invade!" -Zim
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